Jack told me last night while I was changing his underwear before bed something very important:
“Daddy, don’t break my penis off, because we don’t have any penis glue to put it back on if you do.”
How do you answer that one?
I just laughed… I couldn’t think of anything else to do…
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He’ll figure out how well it’s attached soon enough.
Ouch! John, look at the Google ads this post has attracted.
Well I am sure both of us hope that the question was not raised because of something Jack saw or heard on your recent visit.
I can’t imagine what would have got him to ask such a question. You think maybe he was trying to be funny?
Oh What little boys say! If that’s the worse thing he ask you about or says you’re lucky.