HAVE YOU HEARD? The aspiring young psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Baylor, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
“And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Rice.
“Elation,” said she.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from A&M, “how about the opposite of woe?”
The amused Aggie replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.”